so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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