Do you still have your period?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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