I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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