The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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