my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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