i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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