whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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