guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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