If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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