I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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