I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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