my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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