But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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