On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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