we're blogging at a bar
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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