I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
This is the high leading the old right now
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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