He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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