he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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