We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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