Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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