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(212): View more from New York

Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."

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(562): View more from California

Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....

(949): View more from California

Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back

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(785): View more from Kansas

I found those 18 whoppers we bought.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."

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(619): View more from California

I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.

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(530): View more from California

I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.

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