Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor