did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
smell my finger.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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