Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
The adults are the big ones right?
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