Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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