glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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