Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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