when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Someone came in the potted fern
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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