This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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