butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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