Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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