talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
well you can't waste a boner
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
