Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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