I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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