You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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