sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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