oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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