I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Mom said you looked used
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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