Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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