Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
only you would photoshop your dick
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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