the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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