I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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