Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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