Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
