Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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