idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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