The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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