You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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