i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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