Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
There's even glitter on my cock...
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