were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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