Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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