I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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