You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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