no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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